Trump's New Hampshire Rally: Ivanka Is Beautiful, Coronavirus Will Go Away By Itself

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President Trump held a rally in Concord on the eve of the New Hampshire primary to take the spotlight off Democrats and get out some important messages about family and health. #Monologue #Comedy #Colbert
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Hedgehog's Right of Passage
Hedgehog's Right of Passage - 13 päeva tagasi
Instead of Donald? Well ,I remember DEMOCRAT President Jimmy Carter sent his alcoholic brother Billy a GAS STATION owner to discuss government mattershttps://www.nytimes.com/1981/06/27/world/qaddafi-terms-the-220000-given-billy-carter-a-loan-tied-to-business.html with Muamar Ghadaffi of LIBYA 1977 and Brother Billy pocket what would be worth a few cool million today.
Izumi Kurosaki
Izumi Kurosaki - 19 päeva tagasi
whitney houston
柳岑焉
柳岑焉 - 25 päeva tagasi
不是鴿子愛嘮嘮叨叨的,哪太空計劃組有滅口烤剩腿,卻还无偵探多組事,還有空和己铁船派爪牙磨蹭親密,,,??。
Agarykane
Agarykane - Місяць tagasi
NPC
Antônio Oliveira
Antônio Oliveira - Місяць tagasi
Does anybody really laughs with this? I'm Brazilian, this just sound childish, cringe as fuck.
canadmexi
canadmexi - Місяць tagasi
4:25
He was whispering "I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DO US A FAVOR, THOUGH!!"
Ozzy Sprague
Ozzy Sprague - 3 місяці tagasi
When I see all those Trump supporters, It's unbelievable to see how many people don't have common sense
Jan truitt
Jan truitt - 3 місяці tagasi
😂😢😂😢😂
Thank You Stephen!
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
SandyRiverBlue
SandyRiverBlue - 4 місяці tagasi
Plod is the turd man, coo coo catchoo.
Gary McMichael
Gary McMichael - 4 місяці tagasi
Steven "Coal-burt" - unfunny douchebag. Now THAT'S funny.😂😂😂😂
noless
noless - 5 місяців tagasi
This is basically just an anti-Trump show at this point.
[Jake]
[Jake] - 6 місяців tagasi
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Scott
Scott - 6 місяців tagasi
These idiots have no chance against THE GOAT.
sheri M
sheri M - 6 місяців tagasi
He has to be the weirdest person the US has had as a president ever! Unbelievably arrogant!
The B I G Vulpes
The B I G Vulpes - 6 місяців tagasi
And then I kid you not Mr Freeman, he turns to me and says: If you rearrange the letters in the name “Donald Trump” it spells “Plod Turd Man”. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Doru
Doru - 6 місяців tagasi
Plod turd man😂😂😂😂 Drumpf is finished this time fr tho🤔🤔🤔
Agarykane
Agarykane - Місяць tagasi
Lmao NPC
donny hawk
donny hawk - 6 місяців tagasi
and this snowbob thinks big mikes is the finest piece of swinging meat out there
Pink Freud
Pink Freud - 6 місяців tagasi
One hundred thousand likes for the last line!😃👍👍👍Pity it wasn't his final episode before suspending production. 'Barr relocated DOJ up Trump's ass' - That was pure perfection!👌
Jerb D
Jerb D - 6 місяців tagasi
Lol what an NPC
itowmyhome
itowmyhome - 6 місяців tagasi
The piano player really should get his own show, such a waste of talent sitting off screen squawking and making useless noises
William Adams
William Adams - 6 місяців tagasi
Colbert is a douchebag. Seeing him bleating in fear the night of 2016 election gave me a huge laugh. Biden? Really? Just a senile puppet.
Virgle DeBord
Virgle DeBord - 6 місяців tagasi
LET'S GO BIDEN LET'S GO!
Eliana Nicolson
Eliana Nicolson - 6 місяців tagasi
This is what MAGA SHOULD mean in 2020...

Make America GOOD Again.
Terry Waltman
Terry Waltman - 6 місяців tagasi
Gothem city vilions are running the assilum. The ovil office is a den of theaves!
Maeghan Corbo
Maeghan Corbo - 6 місяців tagasi
I live in Concord. We don't love him.
King Kilo
King Kilo - 6 місяців tagasi
Imagine being a brainded leftist and thinking "plod turd man" is funny, or that any of these "jokes" are funny
antonio volpe
antonio volpe - 7 місяців tagasi
Trumpanzee bat soup crazy pandemonium pandemic
Savage Scotsman
Savage Scotsman - 7 місяців tagasi
While watching this I didn't laugh once. This didn't seem funny. In fact it seemed painfully unfunny to me. And the political bias on this show as well as in the comments is awful. I mean, for instance, in the comment section people are moaning about Trumps concord rally, saying that it was dumb and that they are all dumb, but did you hear the audience laugh at the Plod Turd Man joke? I'd be embarrassed to have said that lame humourless joke on live TV. I really hope it was canned laughter and boo's otherwise they must screen audience members before they enter for their political views.
bookmarkthis
bookmarkthis - 7 місяців tagasi
The most dangerous virus in the USA is the Moron-a-virus AKA Trumposis...
Lee Flanagan
Lee Flanagan - 7 місяців tagasi
Plod Turd Man. Ah, this is it. We've finally reached the peak of American humour.
medicinas naturistas
medicinas naturistas - 7 місяців tagasi
Perform nasal cleaning and gargling with water with maras salt, pink salt or sea salt to prevent influenza viruses and thus prevent worse diseases.
**3 fundamental recommendations:
1. cover when sneezing (use disposable tissues)
2. wash your hands constantly
3. If you are sick with flu, do not leave home until you heal to avoid infection.
TheMaloney
TheMaloney - 7 місяців tagasi
It’s not pronounced “kon-cord” either. He doesn’t even know where he is.
FIFTY6IX
FIFTY6IX - 7 місяців tagasi
Cringe
MegaKossak
MegaKossak - 7 місяців tagasi
This is where humor goes to die...
Celso P
Celso P - 7 місяців tagasi
-Decreate a mandatory rule so that everyone who comes on a trip, and enters the country is forced to wear the mask for a month, this could reduce the spread of the virus a bit (in case of entering a citizen with the virus) .
We must remember the cases of Korea and Italy, countries that are struggling to know who was the first "super contagious patient", it would have been better to be fighting to want to know who was the "less contagious" patient if he had been forced by a law to wear a mask.
So that people who have come on a trip and are forced to wear masks, and so that they do not feel "discriminated against", regulate that all public officials (at airports, police, etc.) begin using masks (prevent is better than sorry) in this way travelers will feel that their use is general and non-discriminatory.
- During this year, to recommend to people not to shake hands, only one gesture would suffice.
- Teach people to make masks at home, with double lining, it is not difficult to manufacture.
- In quarantine periods, oblige any citizen who has a simple cough to stay at home.
- Prepare ship containers (with prepared rooms) to isolate patients outside the city; ; they are cheaper and fast manufacturing than being doing large hospitals
- Instruct citizens that the majority of those killed by Coronavirus are people with low immune defenses, so feed well.
King Brian Music
King Brian Music - 7 місяців tagasi
It is not too surprising that China is treating their citizens in such an inhuman way, basically removing ALL of their individual rights (IF they ever had such rights in that country). But CHRISTIAN COUNTRIES saying that China is doing a good job with the handling of the virus? or even that they should more?? My friends, 1300 people die every day in the US from smoking, but nobody is taking extreme measures for that, right? A sick person is still A PERSON, with INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS and freedom that God gave every human being. In China, the measures taken are truly Draconian, which again is not too surprising in a country which has the dragon as its symbol. Now the government has the right not only to take their temperature, but to look at records and even if they do not have symptoms, the Chinese government can consider that based on your records you are at risk (or because THEY WANT TO) and they can take people into quarantine. This is a VIOLATION of the PRIVACY of human beings. Very cleverly, the Fascist regimes of the 21th Century support themselves with a "supposed" virus, which frankly could be real or not. Real or not, the worst is not the problem, but the solutions that these fascists will bring (there might be other solutions on the way...). Some people in the West even say: "there are too many people in the world anyway, and this is a natural way of remeding that" or they even say "they should quarantine them for 6 months" and worst statements about inhuman treatment. Yes, my friends, these are the Christian countries and even many Christians think in similar lines. If those who call themselves Christians do not start expressing discontent with the inhuman treatment that China is giving to their poor citizens, even reducing them now to colors (red, yellow or green means better social score and therefore ability to BUY OR SELL) there is no hope for the West and the problems that the East is facing will extend to all the world. In a way, the West also has this inhuman classification, but through private companies which "classify" sellers, for instance, into red, yellow or green categories, harming the reputation of sellers online by the mere rating of their buyers.


Ultimately, my friends, the truth is that behind the chaos (protests, feminist marches, financial collapse, demoralization of society through Hollywood, FALSE shoo ting events, diseases and draconian "solutions", false science of "global wa rming") it is the sinister hand of Masonry, but even worst... behind that is THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. They want to eventually impose a world fascist theocracy (similar to the Middle Ages) and they will say that everything happening is God punishing the earth and that we need to go back to religious laws (when the Bible clearly supports separation of Church and State). Then they will want to impose their two pillars of their false doctrine, Sunday worship (Sun worship, because the real Sabbath is SATURDAY) and adoration of the Trinity (false pagan concept because Jesus is the SON of God, which comes from God but is SEPARATE from God, and the Holy Spirit is JESUS Spirit).

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Geno Mitchalinni
Geno Mitchalinni - 7 місяців tagasi
" Even though, I'm not suppose to say it, I want to bang my daughter.".
Dan
Dan - 7 місяців tagasi
Stephens fearmongernig of Sanders is annoying.
Michael R.
Michael R. - 7 місяців tagasi
IVANKA for president !
Hedgehog's Right of Passage
Hedgehog's Right of Passage - 7 місяців tagasi
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